My name is Kayla, I'm 16 years old. I live in Alaska and I have no talent whatsoever.




It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that
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I need this 
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give me the catnip 
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Ah yes it has returned, the monthly two weeks of feeling like a trashcan.

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